Sunday, 31 July 2016

GROUP A/B CHILDREN: WHICH IS PROFITABLE TO OUR SOCIETY?

Years back poor illiterate  parents produced Doctors, Engineers, Scientists, Accountants, Lawyers, Architects, Professors of yesterday and some whom I will refer to as Group 'A'.

These Group 'A' Children struggled on their own after Primary 6 or WASCE to become notable personalities. Most of them trekked to school barefooted and went to farm or do itinerant trading after school to survive.

Now Group 'A' ,who have now become Parents themselves are producing  Group 'B'  Children who are pampered and helped in their homework or home assignments from nursery school through secondary schools to higher institutions. 

WHO IS A MAN?


A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyIng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife  & boss.

4MOTIVES THAT SHOULD NOT PROMPT OUR ACTIONS

  Do not do good:

- in hope of a reward.

- to attract people's affection and applause.

- to those who can only repay you. 

- with a competitive spirit.

  Only one thing should motivate our actions- the desire to please God.

BIBLE EMERGENCY NUMBERS


☎📞When in sorrow, call John 14
☎📞When men fail you, call Psalm 27
☎📞When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
☎📞When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34
☎📞In danger, call Psalm 91
☎📞When God seems far away, call Psalm 139
☎📞When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11
☎📞When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23
☎📞When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Cor 13
☎📞You feel down and out, call Romans 8:31-39
☎📞You want peace and rest, call Matthew 11:25-30
☎📞When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90
☎📞When you want Christian assurance, call Romans 8:1-30
☎📞When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121
☎📞When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67
☎📞When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1
☎📞When you think of investments/ returns, call Mark 10
☎📞How to get along with fellowmen, call Romans 12
☎📞For great invention/ opportunity, call Isaiah 55
☎📞For Paul's secret to happiness, call Col 3:12-17
☎📞For idea of Christianity, call 2 Cor 5:15-19
☎📞Depressed, call Psalm 27
☎📞To be fruitful, John 15
☎📞If your pocketbook is empty, call Psalm 37
☎📞Losing confidence in people, call 1 Cor 13
☎📞If people seem unkind,call John 15
☎📞If discouraged about your work, call Psalm 126
☎📞If you find the world growing small and you great, call Psalm 19.

Thursday, 28 July 2016

14 THINGS YOU MUST BEWARE OF IN YOUR LIFE

1. Beware! When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.

2. Beware! When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.

3. Beware! When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God.

4. Beware! When attending church programme is becoming a burden rather than a blessing for you.

5. Beware! When living a life of holiness and is appearing like extremism.

6. Beware! When sinful living becomes a lifestyle in the name of grace.

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

BASKETMOUTH SHARE MORE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF AND WIFE ROCKING THE USA



Ace Nigerian comedian, Basketmouth, is still overseas having a good time with his wife ad family.
The famous stand-up comic recently concluded his tour in the US but decided to invite his family to spend the summer with him.

Basketmouth shared these new photos:

See photos below:

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

THE JUDGEMENT DAY

Come to think of this…

A. Cigarette = pay
B. Prostitution = pay
C. Alcohol =pay
D. Nightclub entrance fee= pay
E. Powers to rule the world = pay


1. Eternal life = free
2. Church entrance = free
3. Christ's salvation = free
4. God's love = free
5. Breath of life = free

Then why are people paying for hell while PARADISE is free?

CARJACKERS

WARNING FROM POLICE

THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN

BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE -- A NEW WAY TO DO CAR-JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)!

You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine put it into reverse.
When you look into the rear view mirror to back out of your space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

THE BRIDGE IS OUT

A preacher was driving home one night with his wife and two daughters in the car. It was raining and dark and because of the intensity of the rain he could hardly see past his headlights. On the way he had to drive over a huge bridge. There were signs posted all along the bridge that said "DO NOT PICK HITCH-HIKERS." There was an institute for the criminally insane near the base of the bridge and sometimes people would escape from it and try to hitch a ride. On this particular night, as he turned his car on to the bridge, he had to drive exceptionally slow because he could hardly see the road. Somewhere near the top of the bridge a man suddenly appeared in the headlights. He was soaked, standing in the middle of the road with his shirt off frantically waving it over his head and screaming.

Thursday, 21 July 2016

STUNNING: SARAKI RETURNS TO PDP


Senate President, Bukola Saraki has returned to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Nigerian Times can exclusively report. Saraki met with the PDP caucus this evening at the Abuja home of his deputy in the Senate, Ike Ekeremadu at the Apo Legislative Quarters. After the meeting,Ike Ekweremadu, Deputy Senate President, led a group of senators to Goodluck Jonathan’s Maitama home to brief him. The meeting with Jonathan is on going at press time.

UNBELIEVABLE: AS GOAT GIVES BIRTH TO BABY IN HUMAN FORM IN TARABA



There was confusion and shock among Taraba residents after a goat gave birth to this kid in ‘human form’ earlier yesterday 20th day of July, 2016. This might be as a result of some people who might have had s*x with the goat leading to this awkward “baby”... These photos were shared by Rariya News platform.

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PRESIDENT BUHARI’S SKEWED APPOINTMENTS




What is your oppinion about this appointment by Mr. President?


MASSIVE OPPORTUNITY IN AGRICULTURE FOR ENTREPRENEURS






Nigeria is importing 5 million eggs per day from South Africa! There is massive opportunity in agriculture for entrepreneurs said Herbert Wigwe, FCA.

CELINE DION UNVEILS FIRST ALBUM SINCE HUSBAND’S DEATH


Celine Dion is prepared with another collection, the first since her better half's demise, that will highlight coordinated efforts with French stars and elevating lyricism, her mark reported Monday.

The collection, which will turn out on August 26, is entitled "Reprise Un Soir." Dion discharged the title track — which signifies "One More Night" in English — in May.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

YAKUBU DOGARA LISTS 6 REASONS WHY NIGERIA STILL IMPORT FUEL


Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara on Monday spoke on the reasons why Nigeria still import fuel and other petroleum products.

In his address during the National Stakeholders Summit on Petroleum Industry Reforms organised by the House Committee on Petroleum, the Speaker identified reasons why the country still import instead of refining petroleum products.

Here are 6 of the reasons:

NOLLYWOOD ON-SCREEN CHARACTER, YUL CHIBUIKE EDOCHIE: I’M TIRED OF KISSING ON SET

A man's abhorrence: another man' meat. While most performing artists are anticipating free kissing, Yul is no more excited about it.



"At a point, I needed to confine the kissing scenes I play. I know I did a considerable measure of that while I was still yonugin the business, however at this phase of my career, I reject a lot of roles that needs to do with kissing and romancing. I can do sentiment scenes for you, splendidly without kissing. I can act that I am frantically infatuated with a young lady, without getting so sentimental with her," he said.


BREAKING NEWS: ATIKU ABUBAKAR AMBITION TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA IN THE YEAR 2019


The Leadership reports that the former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar of Nigeria is still nursing his ambition to be the President of Nigeria in the year 2019.

He aroused the suspicions of the general public by an August visit to the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun at the party’s secretariat in Abuja, yesterday, 18th of July, 2016.

Atiku, who has not visited the APC secretariat since the last National Executive Council (NEC) meeting in April this year with President Muhammadu Buhari also in attendance, came with the full complement of his media team however, he did not speak to journalists who were waiting to interview him.

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

ANCIENT WISDOM TIPS FOR SINGLES ON MARRIAGE ‬


1.  Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime.
2.  A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married.
3.  Silence can never be misquoted.
4.  If you want what no one has had, you must do what no one has done.
5.  When God wants to bless you, He puts a person in your life. When Satan wants to destroy you, he puts a person in your life.
6.  It is better to be single and alone than to be married to the wrong person.
7.  Avoid a contentious woman.
8.  3 men to avoid:
              a.   A hot tempered man.
              b.   A womanizer.
              c.    A drunkard.

THE WORLD LONGEST CAR

The American Dream Limo is owned by car collector and designer Jay Ohrberg of Burbank, California, USA. It is considered as the world longest Car.

Jay Ohrberg designed his monster limo himself and now hires it out through his hire car company. This incredible limo is currently in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest car in the world.

Basically it is designed for Hollywood movie to display and show in films. The 30.5m or 100ft long limo with 26 wheels has many features including a swimming pool with diving board and a king-sized water bed. It is specially designed to drive as a rigid vehicle or it can be changed to bend in the middle. Even it has two driver’s compartments one at each end to help whilst back which allows easily the landing of helicopter. There is also a satellite dish on its top.



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TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE & PREVENTION

YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE BEST

Not long ago, we all received the news of the demise of the Nigerian actor as a result of same kidney disease. I want to show you how to avert this menace of kidney disease. It is not going to cost you anything.

TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE:
1. Delaying going to a toilet. Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls– do it as soon as possible.

2. Eating too much salt. You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily.

3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage.

Monday, 18 July 2016

PASTOR BENNY HINN HEAVENLY ENCOUNTER

Please pay attention to his detailed testimony.



A Testimony of Pastor Benny Hinn on his tour to South Africa in April 2016.

He says in 2015 he had heart attack and was taken to the hospital for heart surgery and while in the hospital he had a dream and in that dream he found himself in a long queue at the gate of heaven and everyone was dressed in white garment. At the gate was Jesus dressed in a shiny sparkling white garment different from everyone and beside him Pastor Benny Hinn saw a woman that was playing a piano. Jesus would nod his head in signal as to whether a person was accepted or denied to enter. If it was a yes, the pianist would play glorious melodies and the glory was overwhelming and the gates would automatically open but if it was a denial the pianist would play horrible melodies and demons would come to take the person away to hell. He says, out of the whole queue only 20 percent entered but 80 percent were denied. They were all Christians and full of pastors but only 20 percent entered. He says everyone was trembling as they were waiting on the que. He says eventually Pastor Benny Hinn's turn came and the pianist knew Pastor Benny and smiled at him in admiration of his record amongst the people on earth but when Jesus looked at Benny Hinn, his look could tell that he was not impressed with Pastor Benny Hinn, and Pastor Hinn says his trembling and fear had increased knowing that he would not be able to make it through that gate and when Jesus was about to make his decision, then he woke up and God said to him "Don't blow up this time, this is your second chance" Pastor Benny Hinn then explained something that every long serving Christian need to take note of. He said all through his ministry he had two ministry duties, one was to serve the people with his gift that God has given him i.e preaching and performing miracles and the other ministry was his personal walk with God i.e. his fellowship with God on everyday basis. He says but from 2010 as he passed through a divorce his relationship with God became dead and God was far away. He says through the divorce he lost about 7 million dollars and his house and his relationship with God was gone totally.

The amazing thing is that he says when he knew that he is no longer with God thus when he saw many miracles in his ministry. He says that, because he is a great pretender so he pretended before the people as if he is with God and yet he was not.(remember the gifts of God are without repentance that is to say whether you are with God or not the gift will still work, but to enter the gate of heaven it will be your relationship with God i.e your right standing with God through Jesus Christ) " As to pretence, it is not only Pastor Benny Hinn but any long serving Christian becomes used to the things of God and eventually pretence becomes his everyday walk before the people and one minds more of the degree and opinion that the crowds hold on him than what God says."

OUTCRY AFTER CHINESE BANK STAFF PUBLICLY SPANKED ON TRAINING COURSE


Beijing (CNN) Eight employees of a rural bank in China have been publicly spanked for poor performance.

A cellphone video of a man with a wooden stick spanking each employee four times on a stage has been widely shared on Weibo, China's version of Twitter, since Sunday.
One of the hits threw a woman off balance. Some members of the audience, seated at dinner tables, can be seen turning their heads away in embarrassment. 

Initial Chinese media reports suggested it was the employees' boss wielding the stick but, according to a statement by local authorities in Changzhi, Shanxi province, the spanking was at the hands of a corporate coach during a team-building exercise organized by the bank.
It also claimed the coach shaved a man's head half bald as punishment.
At the event, a total of 216 bank staff were divided into 27 teams and, the bottom-ranked team -- including four men and four women -- were spanked by the corporate coach and told to reflect on their poor performance, according to the statement. 

BEIJING SENDS NUCLEAR CAPABLE H-6K BOMBER OVER SCARBOROUGH SHOAL IN NEW SOUTH CHINA SEA ESCALATION


BEIJING has sent the US a message in the skies above the South China Sea: Anything you can do, we can do too. It’s just flown a nuclear-capable bomber over Scarborough Shoal.



The United States has conducted several B-52 bomber ‘freedom of navigation’ flights over the contested waterway in recent months, along with flights by surveillance and patrol aircraft.
Beijing on Friday returned the favour. The People’s Liberation air force (PLAAF) at the weekend released photographs of one of its newest H-6K long-range nuclear-capable bombers overflying Scarborough Shoal on China’s Weibo social media service. The aircraft, based on a 1950s Russian design, is capable of delivering nuclear weapons throughout Asia.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

SAFE RECYCLING PROCEDURE UNCOVERED FOR E-WASTE, MOBILE PHONES




IBM researchers has found a simple chemical process of converting discarded electronic waste including mobile phones and Compact Discs into harmless and high tenacity plastics in their recent research.

The Almaden research facility scientists, noted that the new discovery can help convert poly-carbonates into plastics safe for water purification, fiber optics and medical equipment.
According to their discoveries, more than 2.7 million tons of a plastic, known as polycarbonates, is being generated worldwide from old household items, such as CDs, smartphones and eyeglass lenses, as a part of a recycling process.

Research Staff Member, IBM Research, Gavin O Jones, said poly-carbonates are common plastics in the society – especially in consumer electronics in the form of LED screens, smartphones and Blu-rays, as well as everyday eyeglass lenses, kitchen utensils and household storage gear..

Jones said that the researchers have found a new way of recycling to improve how this prominent substance impacts the world’s health and environment. IBM said it researchers added a fluoride reactant, a base (similar to baking powder) and heat to old Compact Discs to produce a new plastic with temperature and chemical resistance superior to the original substance.

KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS FOR MICROSOFT OFFICE WORD 2010



The knowledge of Keyboard shortcuts helps you work fast. You can avoid reaching for the mouse if you are familiar with shortcuts.

The keyboard shortcuts that are described in this Help topic refer to the U.S. keyboard layout. Keys on other layouts might not correspond exactly to the keys on a U.S. keyboard.

Note: If you are using Microsoft Word Starter, be aware that not all the features listed for Word are supported in Word Starter.
In case you forget one of these, simply use the mouse and go to the menu bar.

ESC                 -           Cancel an action.
CTRL+Z         -           Undo an action.
CTRL+Y         -           Redo or repeat an action
DELETE         -           Delete word to the right
BACKSPACE -          Delete word to the left
ENTER            -         Insert a page break
CTRL+B         -          Bold text

Saturday, 16 July 2016

6 RULES FOR WEDDING VISITORS IN NIGERIA



Wedding functions organised in the western part of Nigeria are stupendously incredible. While a great deal of the celebrants are required to observe certain traditions and follow certain rules, the guests are not spared either, as there are sure behavioral rules they too need to comply with while going to the event. . If you are visiting Nigeria and planning on attending a wedding, you are going to want to put your best foot forward. Also, that implies getting all around familiar with what the rule book says. To give you a head start, Jumia Travel, Africa's No.1 online lodging booking entrance, offers 6 rules for wedding visitors in Nigeria:

Do not wear any shade of white – The general idea is that the brides wear white or shades of the color, including ivory, cream e.t.c. You are not allowed to try and upstage the bride by wearing anything that is primarily white or a dress in a hue that is really close to white. You can however wear something with a touch of white, as long as the white does not dominate the ensemble. Actually, you are also not allowed to wear anything that will keep all attention on you rather than the bride. Stay away from plunging necklines, and thigh high slits. It is her day and it is important she has all the attention.